Written by Jay Lewallen
July 2020
There once was a king/Kiss the Ring
This particular king/Controlled everything
Lived in a castle/In a kingdom full of hassle
Built a tall tower/As a testament of power
The Royal Crown never gave any ground
Piles of Riches all around
Rollin’ in the shiny bling
Living life large like a fat ass king
Alfred leads his own parade
Alfred the greatest cavalcade
Alfred as far as you can see
Alfred it’s your destiny
King Alfred the Great/Liked to Pontificate
Pat him self on the back/And then blow his stack
Tell lies to terrorize/Through a thin disguise
With the queen by his side/Flashing her empty eyes
Alfred commands the family scam
With a heavy hand to rule the land
But something profound would turn him around
To be a better king and less of a clown
In the heat of June/Under the sun and the moon
There appeared a blackbird/That was seldom heard
Singing a song/Of a long time wrong
Would Alfred hear/The backwards cheer
And feel the sting/When the blackbirds sing
He made a choice/Heed the people’s voice
Share the wealth for the people’s health
Seize the day and give power away
And usher in a brand new day...showing the way
Alfred Hip Hooray Alfred you changed your ways
Alfred Found your dignity by giving up your history